Baby Hair’O'Matic

Need a new tool to pick up all of those long hairs imbedded in the carpet that catch your toes as you walk along? Vacuum cleaner not doing it’s job? I have a simple, easy, cheap solution:\par
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1.\’c3\’82\’c2\~Take a small child, (somewhere between 24 and 36 inches)\par
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2. Dress him/her in a cozy blanket sleeper\’c3\’82\’c2\~\par
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3.\’c3\’82\’c2\~Roll him/her along the hallway, around the vanity, or anywhere else where hairs tend to accumulate.\par
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4. Pluck the accumulated hair off the sleeper and throw in the garbage.\par
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Gross, huh?

1 comment to Baby Hair’O'Matic

  • Better yet, toss the sleeper in the dryer and it will all accumulate into one massive hairball, then get stuck in the sleeper toes. If you’re not looking for it, it’ll come out between his toes when you dress him. :)

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